FMA movie rant!
18.09.05 at 11:02

Since the possibilty of someone who watches FMA AND reads this diary are like 1.4739847283437387% or less, I shall rant here.

The (hot) taisacorporal with the eyepatch is mine, thankyou.

SPOILERS FOR THE FMA MOVIE DUH. Im not caring, I warned ^_^

I shall start by saying that i absolutely LOVE Alfons. Heiderich. But of course I love the younger Elric as well. But Heiderich, bless him la the poor guy. He's coughing so much and my heart just kianged when he coughed blood. The poor boy's got TB. Initially I though BONES was going to be evil and like, make Hei a Hitler youth that was going to kill Edward or sth but nooo they had to make him so cute and angsty. And he did everything for Edo. And I want to MURDER the guy who shot him. He's already coughing blood for goodness sakes, just LET HIM BE! You had to shoot him dint you, you stupid idiot. And it's not like he was responsible for anything bad, he just put his all into making that rocket to send help Ed fulfil his dream. And he dint exactly get such a glorious death as Hughes, though maybe quite as graceful. My inner Heiderich fangirl is on its way out to the light XD

ALTER!DOROCHET! I love Dorochet. No idea why but I love Dorochet, the loyal little dog. Thinking about Dorochet makes me think about Greed. Greed-sama! T_T
While I'm on the Alters, Alter!Bradley is super cute. So unlike Pride. He's so goofy!
And then there's Alter!Hughes. He gets kinda irritating cuz he's almost always in Edo's way. But he's a Nazi so there. And his hair is funny XD He likes Alter!Gracia! The two are just meant to be, arent they. Stop stalking her already, you're not young anymore wahahha. They went to the funeral together, so sweet.
Alter!Scar killed me. Especially after you see Al's expression, followed by the fact that Mr Similar is staring in Scar's "I'm-going-to-blast-your-head" way.
Izumi-sensei T______________________T

Envy was pretty. But manga!envy has a cooler true form.
Dragon dragon! And Hohopapa killed himself. How did they manage to capture him in the first place. Stupid Thule Society. I HATE THEM. Not that that would make any difference. Without them there wont be a movie haha.
I think the Karl guy's pretty pathetic, being driven around by that woman and getting shot in the end. I kinda liked him, for a few mintues. Haha.

Oh and have I said I love Wrath. He's so no longer that bratty kid who's spiteful and trying to kill Ed and take his body. (ok that sounds wrong) Now he's got automail, and he's a cool kid who knows how to think of others. He's so nice! Gluttony is just freakeh. More freaky than manga!gluttony with fangs. He's just.. wrong. Wonder what he ate. I hope he chewed on Dante for a longlong time.
I kinda teared when Wrath was at the gate. Finally, a mother's love.

Noah=Confusing. She seems so ..attached to Edo. And it's not really a two way thing. She was screaming for him to take her to 'Shambala' with him. Too sad la, not that she'd live if she went with him.

Winry. My love no, not love. Er. Like for Winry has gone up. After I caught up with the anime and everything. She's such a strong chatracter, learning to live without the two of them even though they probably are the most important people to her. And she's so spunky in the movie. Izumi/Hawkeye crossover I'd say. And the thing that touched me was that she carried the automail around with her all the time. She knew he was alive, and she knew that he'd need his automail. I sound like an EdWin fangirl =__=

And I LOVE THE MILITARY!
[Note: When vann says military, she means those under Roy ..and Armstrong]
I LOVE THEIR LOVE FOR THEIR TAISA. Who is no longer a taisa, but he still gets the same respect. I love them I love them soo much. Their faces when Roy appeared were all so ..ahhh. Haha. Indescribable.
Havoc! <3
And Armstrong is soo revolutionising the city. The new Sparkle Revolution, from methods passed down from generation to generation of the Armstrong Family.

Back to the more major characters.

The one thing I wasnt too happy on was Edo's emotions. He dint really have much. Call him Tezuka+40% more emotion. Really. HELLO your brother has finally seen you and is going crazy "NIISAN~NIISAN~NIISAN~!" like a car salesman and you go like, "kono sekai wa ..mamoru." and act cool and leave! No you dont do that to your brother T_T And you really must show more expression. THERE WAS NO HUG. I was hoping for a hug nya. And your friend is dead and all you do is *shocked look* and then you continue talking. Its ALFONS! T_T ARGH. Edo edo edo. Emotion ok? Good boy.
His alchemy stll rocks la, what do you expect from the little tensai. I think he's grown pretty much. In terms of height and other things. And his prosthetics are highly interesting. Though I think the trenchcoat is getting in his way. I dont fancy trenchcoats, sadly. Haha. One like Hei's would suffice, unless he really wants to make himself look taller ^_^
But haha, the part where he's looking for the 'giant snake' with the gun is funny. And Ed's still pretty cool. But there's a cuter and smarter kid! No, I'm not biased, why do you ask?

Alphonse Elric. The younger Elric.
Cosplay!Ed. He's so fricken cute I just want to squoosh him. And really, he's wearing the hoodie! Something Edo never did. And he looks so funny! And ..I never knew there was THAT much water in the desert. Water-waster. Really. You dont need THAT much ^_^ But he's so cute, nothing really matters. His alchemy is so cool. Lovelovelove. He cant remember Armstrong! Sadly. But he will soon to come. He's super cool and cute and smart. Is he a State Alchemist? Someone please tell me. Haha. Im quite lost.
And armor!al. Meet your brother, suffocate him, and then get your head knocked off. I loved that scene. Ed was so happy to see him. Ah, brotherly love.
The poor kid's still as easily traumatised though. Good thing for him his niisan's there for him. I wonder if he knows our taisa. My love for this kid continue's to grow XD
WHY DID HE HAVE TO CHOP OFF HIS PRETTY HAIR T_____T

And and and. Finally.
The character who has made me love him even more through just less then 267 seconds of screentime.
Corporal Roy Mustang. Eyepatch sold separately.
First appearance was a snowman. Haha. When Havoc and Breda went to find him. Poor guy was using MATCHES. I nearly cried. The FLAME alchemist using MATCHES. And then he touched his eyepatch and went all angsty again. Aww. And he has to salute to all his past subordinates. But they still call him taisa! *squees* And I just cant get enough of the part where he came back to Central. Soo poser-ish but it's Roy. This corporal comes walking in to the battlefield and barbecues the robots. I tell you I squeed with joy when he finally snapped him fingers. HOT. And then he goes ahead to command everyone in the vicinity who have started saluting to him.
"Mustang-taisa~" My love. Lovelovelove.
And the hotairballoon is just funny.
And he snaps, he kills! I LOVE HIM.
Though I wouldnt have minded more Roy/Hyuugrave interaction T_T
I love Roy Mustang, alter, eyepatch and all other variations included.
I desperately need someone to squee with now.

Ah. Happy birthday to me.
And happy birthday to Kakashi-sensei! How could I have forgot >.<

And thanks to everyone yo.